Couple of words here… I’m a musician and … I don’t know what the hell to say to this:
http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/product/sku__BZ100

Here’s a couple of thoughts:

• The phrase “Play the light” is apparently trademarked
• I was always wondering how I could be my own one man band… do you think we’ll see this instrument used in an orchestra anytime soon? Oh wait… no BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ORCHESTRA AND THE CONDUCTOR NOW. Screw the orchestra man! They were no-talent, non-laser emitting ass clowns anyway. LASERS RULE!
• I want to be blissfully ignorant enough to want to high five my buddy after playing that thing and think : “job well done sir… YOU ARE A BADASS ON THE LIGHT THINGY”
• Do you think MIT is working on a big badass version of this with the most powerful laser known to man? That’d be kind of cool, cause I want to see anyone that tried to play laser music get their hand lasered off.
• Just like playing with some lasers does not make you a musician, wearing sunglasses does not make you cool.
• Jam session? Are you shitting me?